If you are looking for Dave he is not here right now. He is sitting on the couch eating Doritos, drinking a beer waiting for the pizza to get done. While he is doing this he is changing into a Alien due to a chip we implanted in him from our chance encounter that we had with Dave last week. Most did not believe him regarding this. If you have viewed this blog we have also implanted a chip in you too through special Ethernet technology. Don't be alarmed you can trade your old bike helmet in for our special ones that will accommodate your new green antennas.